jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

Pikachu’s Summer Vacation (1999)

heyfunniest:

Oh Japan.

bluerosesformylove:

yannickbrouwer:

This little company from Kenya makes toys from slippers that wash up on the beach. Pictures by Ben Curtis

respect.

(Source: payinginmynaivety)

marshallandmarceline:

goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

Until it comes to 10,000 AD

(Source: hungarian)

windows98:

I hate tumblr so much but I’m bored & lonely

shestag:

minutes-till-midnight:

I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK I’LL LIVE. 

This is not the real.

reekloose:

what a crazy book…loving the illustrations.

Codex Seraphinianus, 1976-1978

‘The Codex Seraphinianus is a book written and illustrated by Italian artist, architect and industrial designer Luigi Serafini, from 1976 to 1978. The book appears to be a visual encyclopedia of an unknown world, written in one of its languages, an alphabetic writing intended to be meaningless.’

- Wikipedia

fixingtheflute:

he was F2. she was F1. can i make it any more obvious.

he was a picc. she didnt play. what more can i say.

he wanted her. she’d never tell but secretly she wanted him as well.

all of her friends stuck up their nose. they had a problem with the piccolos.

HE WAS A SK8ER FLUTE SHE SAID SEE YA L8R FLUTE HE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER

SHE PLAYED THE CONTRABASS BUT HER HEAD WAS UP IN SPACE SHE NEEDED TO COME BACK DOWN TO EAAAARRRRTHHHHH

(Source: alotlikelightningsock)

mikus:

loveavant-garde:

How I get ready

i wish life was that easy

(Source: ohsoswiftly)