jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish A capital letter changes it even further: Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses literally the best post I have seen on this website
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
marshallandmarceline: goldenfreezeover: somethingambiguous: tltty: when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’ We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1” Until it comes to 10,000 AD
windows98: I hate tumblr so much but I’m bored & lonely
fixingtheflute: he was F2. she was F1. can i make it any more obvious. he was a picc. she didnt play. what more can i say. he wanted her. she’d never tell but secretly she wanted him as well. all of her friends stuck up their nose. they had a problem with the piccolos. HE WAS A SK8ER FLUTE SHE SAID SEE YA L8R FLUTE HE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER SHE PLAYED THE CONTRABASS BUT HER HEAD...
ohmypheels: ftfhal: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts billy has no friends oh my god i want to reblog this every single day because its my favourite post ever omg
undercover-witch: microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
danysdracarys: “fuck, i got moon moon”
Oh god paramore Part II there are so many memories...
You know I feel really bad because I have...
so someone should really PM me for my number so I can text you :> non-anons only pls
fightthewhispers: in-thestartbox: sophiefatale: sansasnarks: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD THIS WEEK the same things that usually happen in the world, but because it happened in America, it’s getting way more media attention thus you are hearing about it.
My face when I get an entire melodic dictation...
soupkittens: old macdonald had a farm E I E I [HEAVY METAL SCREAM] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
zooeyclairedeschanel: “give me liberty or give me death!” only true 1770s kids will get this lol reblog if u miss the 18th century